Early analysis suggest it could be a ‘Lagardus Taxavoidus’, one of the most defensive of all hypocrites which attacks nation states it suspects of tax evasion while living tax-free at the top of a pointless institution.
“We could tell it was a Lagardus by its leathery skin and powerful trouser suits,” said one scientist, “and the way it struts around its kingdom lashing out at impoverished euorzone countries while living off mandatory subsidies.”
It’s believed that the Lagardus hypocrite has amassed a substantial package of pay and benefits and is able to live a luxurious existence at the expense of international taxpayers.
Scientists believe that the IMF building could house hundreds of similar hypocrites which somehow manage to achieve high office with minimal experience of international finance.
Said one scientist, “We haven’t seen a hypocrite like this one at the IMF since that silver-haired male which pretended to have a happy marriage but kept trying to have sex with prostitutes and chambermaids.”
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