Set behind electric gates and sprawling over more than 12,400sq ft, it’s vast enough to house a family the size of the Waltons – or the Kardashians, if you're unlucky. We could while away many an hour on the mansion’s lower-ground floor: play a quick game of pool in the games room, nip to the gym next door, before diving into the pool for a swim. Later, we’d saunter over to the staff room to ask someone to rustle us up a snack from the second kitchen (caviar on toast, obvs), before unwinding in the spa and catching a film in the home cinema. We’re tired just thinking about it, but luckily there’s a lift to whisk you upstairs to the seven bedrooms above.

Price: £18.95m. For more info, visit savills.co.uk